语言系统紊乱综合症---中国高校学生精神健康新杀手
导读研究显示我国精神病患者人数已然逾亿。专家分析，在She'Hui转型期，引发精神疾病因素增多。近年来高校学生精神健康问题持续升温，引起She'Hui各界广泛关注。各类病症中影响尤其恶劣是一类由语言考试压力引发的患者语言系统的急性失调紊乱。据悉这种症状集中出现在各地大中城市高校一带。以北京为例，数据显示每年6-10月在中关村一带都会爆发大规模的语言系统紊乱症。其中以TOEFL以及GRE综合症最为普遍。
病例分析
正常被试与患者被要求将一句中文翻译成英语。
你是猪。
正常：You are a pig.
TOEFL症：You are certainly no more than a pig.
GRE症前期：It would not be unjustifiable to claim that you resemble a pig not only superficially but also intrinsically.
GRE症后期：You are porcine/swinish/hoggish.
你脑子是不是坏了？
正常：Are you crazy or what?
TOEFL症：It’s a question whether or not you are crazy.
GRE症前期：Query whether or not the brain of you is still performing its function as normally as one would expect it to be.
GRE症后期：Are you asinine/obtuse/vacuous/fatuous/lunatic/frantic/frenetic/paranoid?
我爱你
正常：I love you
TOEFL症患者：I can’t stop loving you.
GRE症前期：I would wager that no one all over the world could honestly claim that they feel a stronger affinity towards you than I do.
GRE症后期：I woo/dote/adore/coddle/cosset/spoil you.
你扯淡!
正常：Bullshit!
TOEFL症患者：You are talking absolute nonsense.
GRE症前期：What you are talking about rests on myriads of unsubstantiated assumptions, which render it ridiculous as it stands.GRE症后期：You prate/waffle/babble/prattle/piffle!
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