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小顾同学 发表于 2008-8-31 14:06:08

考试--超级幽默版

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<td class="content" id="DOM_mContent" style="WIDTH: 881px"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">开学初：<wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358887.gif" width="50" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358887.gif"/><wbr>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 开学一周后: <wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358909.gif" width="50" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358909.gif"/><wbr>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;开学两周后：<wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358911.gif" width="50" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358911.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr> <br/><br/><br/><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">期中考试前：</font><wbr><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="48" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358889.gif" width="48" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358889.gif"/><wbr>　</font><wbr></font><wbr> <font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><b><wbr>期中考试：<wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358905.gif" width="50" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358905.gif"/><wbr>　</b><wbr></font><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">期中考试1天后：<wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358883.gif" width="50" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358883.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr> <br/><br/><br/><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">期末快到了:</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358885.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358885.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="48" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358885.gif" width="60" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358885.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">得知考试时间：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358913.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358913.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358913.gif" width="50" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358913.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><b><wbr>　</b><wbr></font><wbr> <br/><br/><br/><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><b><wbr>考前7天：<wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="48" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358895.gif" width="76" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358895.gif"/><wbr>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</b><wbr></font><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">考前6天：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358881.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358881.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358881.gif" width="50" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358881.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">　</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr> <font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">考前5天：　</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358891.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358891.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="48" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358891.gif" width="48" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358891.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">　</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr> <br/><br/><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">考前4天： </font><wbr><wbr><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358893.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358893.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358893.gif" width="70" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358893.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"> 考前3天：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358903.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358903.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358903.gif" width="90" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358903.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr> <font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">考前2天：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358907.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358907.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358907.gif" width="60" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358907.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr> <br/><br/><br/><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">考前1天：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358901.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358901.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358901.gif" width="70" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358901.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;考前一天晚上：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358897.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358897.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="48" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358897.gif" width="60" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358897.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr> <br/><br/><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">考前1小时：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358915.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358915.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="48" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358915.gif" width="48" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358915.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">考试中：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358899.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358899.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><b><wbr><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="72" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358899.gif" width="72" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358899.gif"/><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">走出考场：</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358917.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/blogjumper.html#url=http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358917.gif"><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="72" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358917.gif" width="72" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358917.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr></a><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">　　　</font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr> <br/><br/><br/><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em"><b><wbr><font style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" color="#ff99cc">对某老师的想法……<wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="50" src="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358879.gif" width="70" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://img1.qq.com/edu/pics/5358/5358879.gif"/><wbr></font><wbr></b><wbr></font><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif"><wbr><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="1" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif" width="1" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif"/><wbr></a><wbr><wbr><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif" target="_blank" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif"><img style="VERTICAL-ALIGN: baseline! important" height="1" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif" width="1" border="0" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif"/></a><wbr><img id="paperPicArea1" style="DISPLAY: none" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif" fcksavedurl="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif"/></td></tr></tbody></table></font></p>

08佳斌 发表于 2008-8-31 14:09:59

<p>不错~</p>
<p>经典~</p>
<p>精辟~</p>

tzhzz 发表于 2008-8-31 14:23:45

相当经典 不过我不是这样的人

啸in巅峰 发表于 2008-8-31 16:08:50

good

小顾同学 发表于 2008-8-31 16:47:55

我感觉跟我们高复的时候很像！！是吧..

owenjd 发表于 2008-8-31 19:14:25

很好很强大

苗苗 发表于 2008-9-1 07:37:47

哇噻，&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;

①個亾瀏烺キ 发表于 2008-9-1 08:41:14

连起来还不错

08佳斌 发表于 2008-9-1 09:12:27

漫漫怪谈 发表于 2008-9-1 09:17:57

挺贴切的~~~

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