你是猪。
正常：You are a pig.
TOEFL症：You are certainly no more than a pig.
GRE症前期：It would not be unjustifiable to claim that you resemble a pig not only superficially but also intrinsically.
GRE症后期：You are porcine/swinish/hoggish.
你脑子是不是坏了？
正常：Are you crazy or what?
TOEFL症：It’s a question whether or not you are crazy.
GRE症前期：Query whether or not the brain of you is still performing its function as normally as one would expect it to be.
GRE症后期：Are you asinine/obtuse/vacuous/fatuous/lunatic/frantic/frenetic/paranoid?
我爱你
正常：I love you
TOEFL症患者：I can’t stop loving you.
GRE症前期：I would wager that no one all over the world could honestly claim that they feel a stronger affinity towards you than I do.
GRE症后期：I woo/dote/adore/coddle/cosset/spoil you.
你扯淡!
正常：Bullshit!
TOEFL症患者：You are talking absolute nonsense.
GRE症前期：What you are talking about rests on myriads of unsubstantiated assumptions, which render it ridiculous as it stands.