告诉你，水仙是怎么炼成的~ (me de 海洋）O(∩_∩)O~

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Unfortunately, they lacked a placekicker, and the score remained 6 - 0.

Late in the first half the lion‘s team scored a touchdown and the mule kicked the extra point.The lion‘s team led at halftime 7 - 6.In the locker room, the lion gave a peptalk.

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Look you guys.We can win this game.We‘ve got the lead and they only have one real threat.We‘ve got to keep the ball away from the rhino, he‘s a killer. Mule, when you kick off be sure to keep it away from the rhino."

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The second half began.Just as the mule was about to kick off, the rhino‘s team changed formation and the ball went directly to the rhino.Once again, the rhino lowered his head and was off running.First, he stomped two gazelles.He skewered a zebra, and bulldozed an elephant out of the way.It looked like he was home free.Suddenly at the twenty yard line, he dropped over dead.There were no other animals in sight anywhere near him. The lion went over to see what had happened.Right next to the dead rhino he saw a small centipede.

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Did you do this?" he asked the centipede.

"Yeah, I did." the centipede replied.

The lion retorted, "Where were you during the first half?"

"I was putting on my shoes."

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英语笑话：英语作文一绝

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高中的时候

很多学校都有各种各样的模拟考

有一个人

他的英语很烂很烂

一次英文模拟考

作文题目是“A　Dog”

结果那个人就这样写——


One day I see a dog.

I said"Hi!"

Dog said"Hi!"

I said"Can you speak Chinese?"

Dog said"Yes!"

I said"So,let"s speak Chinese!"

Dog said"O.K."

I said“你最近都在做什么丫？”

Dog said“我前天刚刚从主人那里走失...”

Dog 跟我....

..........就这样聊起来了........

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英语笑话：TWO STORKS

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Two storks are sitting in their nest： a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don´t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She´s only bringing people babies and making them happy."

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The next night, it´s father´s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he´s bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."

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A few days later, the stork´s parents are desperate： their son is absent from the nest all night！ Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he´s been all night.

The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students！"