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nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-14 15:46:05

Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France." "Fred," said his father, "why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?" "Because that‘s what I wrote in my geography test!"

nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-14 15:46:15

What is the Guillotine?

A French chopping centre.

nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-14 15:46:21

Which ghost was president of France?

Charles de Ghoul.

nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-14 15:46:36

First witch: I‘m going to France tomorrow.

Second witch: Are you going by broom?

First witch: No, by hoovercraft.

夜的骑士 发表于 2010-1-14 16:22:47

鸟语

nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-15 13:31:25

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nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-16 15:57:25

交往笑话：你爱我有几分

nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-16 15:57:38

男:“亲爱的你爱我多少呢?”
女:“1角钱”
男:“～汗~”这么少啊!”
女生气地说:“还少啊!一角钱不就是十分了吗?”
男:~~`～

nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-16 15:57:54

交往笑话：墙壁里的人头

nacuichang 发表于 2010-1-16 15:59:28

有个男的天天晚上梦到他们家的墙里面有人头,第二天晚上他怎么也睡不着于是他等到夜深人静的时候他拿起斧头造着他家的墙壁砍去 ，他砍了半天终于他看到了,真的有个人头,他吓的刚要吧那个人头丢掉的时候，那个人头说话了。

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