nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:07:38
英语笑话：孩子的命名学
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:07:47
有一天,一个印地安小孩问他爸爸说:"dad,我的名字怎么来的?"父亲
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:08:01
回答说:"我们族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时,父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的"像你哥哥,他刚出生时,我一出门就见到了青山,所以他叫Blue-mountain像你姊姊,她刚出生时,我一出门就见到鸟在飞,所以他叫Bird-flying.这就是我们族人命名的方式.
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:08:16
父亲顿了一下,然後回过头说:"对了,Dog-fucking,你刚刚问我什么问题?"
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:08:47
英语笑话：Tell what happened
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:08:53
The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:09:14
Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness.
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:09:28
Exactly where were you at the time of the accident？ inquired the officer.
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:09:46
Mister, exclaimed the telephone lineman, I was at the top of the pole！
nacuichang
发表于 2010-1-12 16:10:02
经营笑话：老鼠吵架