动物笑话：最狠的兔子
在森林里，有一只公熊在追一只兔子，突然它们看见了一个魔鬼，魔鬼对它们说：“我满足你们每个三个愿望”。
于是熊先说：“我要变成全森林最帅的熊“。”兔子说：“给我一辆摩托车。
熊又说：“我要全森林的母熊都爱上我”。兔子又说：“给我一个安全帽。”
熊最后说：”我要全森林的公熊都死掉。”
兔子最后说：“把这个熊变成同性恋：”就骑着摩托车走了。
动物笑话：老虎读了三国以后
老虎读了三国以后去抓野猪，见猪窝无一猪，摸摸胡须说：空城计!转身见兽夹上有一死猪，大惊：苦肉计!忽然又见到了你，大喜：呦嗬，还有美人计?!
[ 本帖最后由 nacuichang 于 2010-1-11 16:05 编辑 ]
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英语笑话：A game of animal football
The animals were bored.Finally, the lion had an idea."I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football.I‘ve seen it on T.V."
He proceeded to describe it to the rest of the animals and they all got excited about it so they decided to play.They went out to the field and chose up teams and were ready to begin
The lion‘s team received.They were able to get two first downs and then had to punt.The mule punted and the rhino was back deep for the kick.He caught the ball, lowered his head and charged. First, he crushed a roadrunner, then two rabbits.He gored a wildebeast, knocked over two cows, and broke through to daylight, scoring six.